Quarantined With Boxers

Floyd Mayweather

With his families current mortality rate you wouldn't fancy your chance of making it out of this one.

Glenn McCrory

"I climbed Everest!"

"No you didn't, Glenn"

"I'm on Everest now!"

"No you're not Glenn, get off the back of the sofa"

"I'm on top of the world!"

"Put the bottle down, Glenn"

Ryan Garcia

"Ryan, about your sexuality..."

"Shut up, I'm going to take my top off and dance for the next 4 weeks"

Gervonta Davis

Day one after checking his woman's insta

Sergey Kovalev

"You drink vodka?"

"Oh no thank you Segey, it's seven AM"

"You drink Vodka"

"No, I'm good ta"

"DRINK THE VODKA!"

"O.K O.K, a small one won't hurt"

"To communist Russia!"

"Actually I'm more a fan of free market capitalism"

*Sergey glares*

"Yes, to communist Russia I mean"

"You sing song"

"YOU SING SONG ABOUT MOTHER RUSSIA"

"Oh Russia you are so great do-be-do-be-do you hate the gays and people who look different la-de-la-de-do"

*Sergey joins in surprisingly knowing all of the words, he has an uxpectedly delightful falsetto*

"Sergey?"

"Ya"

"What happens when the vodka runs out?"

*Sergey's expression goes blank, he leaves the room. After a few minutes the sound of a gun shot and a body hitting the floor is heard*